Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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