Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker