I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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