it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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