I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
God, I missed his penis.
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