even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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