it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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