A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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