I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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