They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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