At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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