I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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