On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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