nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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