I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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