We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
