This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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