Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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