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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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