Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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