Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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