the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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