if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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