I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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