I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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