Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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