Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
