i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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