so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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