About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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