All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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