Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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