She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Help. Why am I so naked?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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