Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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