She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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