I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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