Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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