Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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