At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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