D3 body, D1 cock
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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