using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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