Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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