i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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