tell your sister to shave her snatch
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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