It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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