Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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