Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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