just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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