Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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