do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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