So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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