i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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