you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I understand Curling. That high.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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