Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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