my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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