I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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