If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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