i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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