I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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