we have officially lost it.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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